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You're Really F#!%ing Old!!
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You're Really F#!%ing Old!!

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Do you find yourself in the middle of the stairs, unable to remember if you're going up or down? Is there a fire truck on standby when your birthday candles are lit? If you've ever thought "things were different when I was a kid", you need to accept that you're old. You're so old. Really, really old...

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