Product description Luxury collectable gift-boxed hand-finished glass ornament from new unique gift label London Bohemian that encapsulates the past year. Garnish your Yuletide with a modern portent of doom! The 2020 Glass Christmas Ornament from London Bohemian is the antidote to a toxic tinsel overdose. Guaranteed to add a curdled dash of despair to even the most idyllic Christmas scene. Finally – a reliable solution for the oily surge of goodwill that descends on us annually like a fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. Perched ominously like Poe’s raven on the uppermost branches of your impeccably manicured pine tree, London Bohemian's 2020 Christmas Ornament is guaranteed to loom inappropriately during even the most heart-warming holiday moments. Whenever the family patriarch forces his captive audience to read out every last crypt-fresh joke that has just sheepishly fluttered out of your mass-produced box of defective Christmas crackers … the 2020 Christmas Ornament will faithfully reflect your supercilious sneer on its bulbous chromium visage. Whenever a bevy of rosy-cheeked children innocently wade ankle-deep through handmade potato-printed wrapping paper while joyously operating their excruciatingly shrill battery-operated presents … the 2020 Christmas Ornament will silently whisper: This, too, shall pass. From eccentric new gift and homewares label London Bohemian, established by an actor made redundant by the Covid-19 pandemic. CLICK "ADD TO CART" NOW! Safety Warning This product is not a toy and is not suitable for children under the age of 14. P.when('A').execute(function(A) { A.on('a:expander:toggle_description:toggle:collapse', function(data) { window.scroll(0, data.expander.$expander[0].offsetTop-100); }); }); Legal Disclaimer This product is not a toy and is not suitable for children under the age of 14. Ornament made of glass and is very fragile. Red spines made of glass and applied by hand. Every effort has been made to ensure no breakage in transit and the box has been specially designed to hold the ornament. See more
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